Funny quotes are quite nice. It's just a little laugh when you don't have to read the whole thing to just find the funny part. Here are some examples.
1.He got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death.
2.He called his friend to ask what his phone number was.
3.He tried putting MnMs in alphabetical order.
4.He asked where the London Olympics took place.
Just take a little laugh and I will see you next time.
